So, we're watching the telethon for Haiti. Which we totally support and all. But, here's the thing.....
There are celebrity operators. And I soooooo want to call. But I would totally be picky.
"This is Mel Gibson? Um. I'm going to call back and try again."
"Reese Witherspoon? Um. I'm going to call back and try again."
"Steven Spielberg? ET is great. I'm going to call back and try again."
"Daniel Day-Lewis? Ohmygosh! I totally skipped school in high school to go see Last of the Mohicans! Okay, so it was only 7th hour which was the last hour of the day and it was only Lounge. But still. I totally skipped. Although I told the Lounge teacher where I was going, so maybe it wasn't really 'skipping,' but still. You're awesome. Okay. I love you. Okay. Bye."
Or.....
"RINGO!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!! IT'S RINGO!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!"
Or.....
"Jack Nicholson? Um. Is Ringo there?"
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Please help if you can.
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3 comments:
Holy cow, I was thinking the exact same thing. See you tomorrow. Love you!
Oh come on, you would have asked for a satellight feed to London....
I was thinking the same thing, although I DID think the group was pretty impressive as a whole.
Did you notice the "OMG" the caller let out before hanging up with Steven Spielberg? I thought that was funny (and totally something I would have done).
I would have held out for Jennifer Aniston. And, in addition to a piece of my wallet for Haiti, I'd have given her a piece of my mind about that whole John Mayer thing.
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