Why is it that no matter what I do, I always run out of conditioner before I run out of shampoo?
I buy both the shampoo and the conditioner at the same time. Both bottles hold the same number of fluid ounces. I start using them both on the same day. On a daily basis, I do everything in my power to assure that I use equal amounts of shampoo and conditioner. When I begin to notice that the conditioner is dwindling, I begin using ridiculously large amounts of shampoo.
But inevitably, there comes a day when I am desperately trying to get any amount of conditioner out of the bottle, and the shampoo is still just as full as can be.
How does that happen?
Are there little elves that come and refill the shampoo each night? If so, what do they have against the conditioner?
Is some higher power trying to tell me that my hair is conditioned enough? Because if so, that higher power should come have a closer look at my hair.
Am I just grossly miscalculating my conditioner usage, or my shampoo-to-conditioner ratio?
Because, once again, while I have plenty of shampoo left in the bottle, I have to go buy more conditioner.
Can anyone explain this phenomenon to me?