This was me talking to the acupuncture clinic's answering machine today:
"I have a 4:00 appointment today that I need to cancel. I was hoping to reschedule it for some other time. Maybe Thursday? Or next week? I'm at work. But you can call me here. I'll answer the phone if I see it's you. We're not doing anything new or important today. The number here is 555.... NO! That's not the number here! That's home. Then number here is 444.... No, that's not it either. I don't know the number here. I mean, I do. I just can't remember it right now. I'll just call you back later. Like at lunch or something. When I can think. Or form sentences. Or something. I don't know. Thank you. Have a good day."
When I called back, they laughed at me for a full minute.
Then, when having dinner with Work Friend tonight we had this conversation:
Me: I've had a headache for, like, two weeks. Should I be worried?
Work Friend: Have you been drinking enough water?
WF: Have you been eating well?
WF: Have you been getting enough sleep?
WF: Are you under extra stress?
I'm going to sleep now.